Zuul’s Evil Disco

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Zuul’s Evil Disco

Zuul’s Evil Disco

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Zuul’s Evil Disco won the coveted Rising Star Award in 2001 at Canadian Music Week. They have also been inducted into the London Music Hall of Fame. Recent Zuul’s Evil Disco sitings were reported at the 2006 Northern Lights Festival during which Zuul’s Evil Disco had to be removed from the stage following an onslaught of fan attacks. Thousands of screaming humans rushed on to the stage to gain contact with the notorious substance. Zuul’s Evil Disco is not harmful to humans but can elicit manic behaviour. Currently, Zuul’s Evil Disco is being monitored by the government’s top health department and not being distributed to the public. The ingredients of Zuul’s Evil Disco. 1. Non-stop movement and energy. 2. Flashy, ridiculous costumes & accessories (i.e. Afro wigs, capes, and dildos). 3. A complete mockery of Rock and Roll stage antics (i.e. synchronized moves) 4. Lyrics that had everything to do with nothing (with an endless supply of the lyric, “Baby”) 5. Progressive funk grooves. 6. Puppets.

Mario Circelli

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